Sunday 11 August 2013

100 VOICES OF LDN

PINTS: NASTY. 
SHORT SKIRTS: TOO SHORT. 
SHOREDITCH: BOHEMIAN. 
CHELSEA: SOPHISTICATED.
GOD: WORKS AT GOOGLE.
FRANCE: CHEESE.
DRUGS: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
ROOFTOP: FANCY.
WATER: BETTER NOT.
NIGHT TRAIN: NOT AT ALL.
BUS STATION: A-X
DOMINO'S PIZZA: CLOSED.
DRINK: GIN TONIC.
PERFUME: STOLEN FROM GRANDPA.
MONEY: ENOUGH.
EXPERIENCE: NEVER ENOUGH.
NIGHT: OPPOSITE OF DAY.
SAFE HAVEN: LIVERPOOL STREET.
WHERE TO GO: FOLLOW THE MUSIC.
ENTRANCE FEE: SCAN FROM PASSPORT.
PULLING: SHABBY.
FASHION: EVERYWHERE.
BANS: NOT AT NIGHT.
RESIDENTS: PREDATORS.
PARENTS: RICH.
JOKES: REASONABLE.
SLEEPING: NOT INSIDE.
CONTRADICTIONS: VAST.
INNOVATIVE: DEFINITELY.
GERMANS: NOT COMPETITIVE AT ALL.
HANGOVER: YES.
HIGH HEELS: ANYONE BUT ME.
I DON'T CARE: I LOVE IT.
THAMES: CLEANSE THE SOUL FROM SIN.
DRESS: HANDSOME.
VISIONS: FADE AWAY.
HOME: FAR AWAY.
WORRIES: APPEAR TRIVIAL.
BLUE HOUR: LASTS LONG.
PUB: CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT.
DIZZINESS: STOPS SOMETIME.
VIEW: AMAZING.
SPIRIT: GET THE MOST OUT OF IT.
PLAY: HARD.
TRY: RATHER NOT.
HUNGER: CAN'T BE SATISFIED. 
NIGHT WATCH: GHERKIN.
HOPE: THE LAST TO DIE.
LAST: BUT NOT LEAST.
FAQ: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
LANGUAGES PER NIGHT: UNCOUNTABLE.
RED LIGHT: NO CRIME.
OUTFIT: STYLISH.
LADY: THE ONLY ONE.
BURP: LIKE A BEAR.
TO THE CLUB: ONLY WITH WOMEN.
INKED: EVERYBODY.
ESCAPE: MAYBE.
TEMPERATURE: COLD.
HOBBY: HUNTING.
BRITONS: HARD TO DESCRIBE.
TUBE: MISSED THE LAST.
WHY: WHY NOT?
ANGEL: FALLEN.
LIFE: WILD.
REPETITION: LIKELY.
FUN: AT ANY TIME.
SLEEP: WHEN YOU ARE DEAD.
STREETS: LOOK LEFT.
THE PHENE: SOLID.
KENSINGTON: BODO'S SCHLOSS.
CONVERSATION: FAIR ENOUGH.
KNIGHTSBRIDGE: COTERIE.
STUDY: LITERATURE.
LAW: SECOND STUDY.
WEEKEND STARTS: AT THURSDAY.
TIME: GOES BY TOO FAST.
FLATSHARE: ANYWAY.
DAVID BECKHAM: ROLE MODEL.
WINE: ROSE.
DANCING: LIKE IDIOTS.
REGRET: RIEN.
SEX: DRUGS AND ROCK'N'ROLL.
GET HOME: FOR SURE. 
WHEN: NOT SURE.
HOW: SOMEHOW.
COME IN: WATCH OUT!
THE ONE: DOLCE & GABBANA.
SAY: YES.
MEAN: NO.
TEMPTATION: CONSIDERABLE.
MUSIC: CRAPPY.
HAIR: BLOND.
BEER: AS WELL.
PICTURES: SECRET.
SOFAS: FOR SHAGGING.
GOOD ADVICE: FOR FREE.
VALUE: ADDED.
NUT: HARD TO CRACK.
100: COGNITIONS GAINED.

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